Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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