That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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