tell your sister to shave her snatch
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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