I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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