It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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