so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am midnight drunk by noon
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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