Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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