part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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