How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
