Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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