Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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