she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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