matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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