I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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