I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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