Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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