this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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