susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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