we have officially lost it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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