and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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