it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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