Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just high enough for therapy.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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