Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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