The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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