Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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