jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How naked do you want me to be?
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