you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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