I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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