I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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