How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Success! We fucked roommates!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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