...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
