My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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