Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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