At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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