Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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