There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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