On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Vodka?
Forever.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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