Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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