I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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