You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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