I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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