i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
