no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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