to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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