..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
