So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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