i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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