I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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