Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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