Me too!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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