if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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