Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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