and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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