i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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