Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
As shirtless as possible
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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